Sister Faye Laetio

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Common Name: Sister Faye Laetio
Scientific Name: Fellatrix Indulgencia
Species Group: Nun
Historic Range: North American West Coast ranging from Vancouver, BC, Canada south to Portland, OR, USA and occasionally beyond.
Behaviors*: Spreading joy, squashing guilt, promoting self-love of various varieties, fundraising, latex and polyurethane propagation, sexual freedom advocation, tearing up dancefloors.
*WARNING: If this animal approaches and suggests smiling "like a donut", elude pursuit and contact your nearest Nun Control Office. This species is recognizable by its brightly colored facial markings and the unmistakable smell of a vintage store. Beware of possible blinding hazard from its overuse of rhinestone decoration.

 

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